Little Black Dress Blog

We’ve all been known to lose it once in a while, as difficult to keep hold of as that spare set of car keys, right when you need them the most, not to mention the unsolved mystery of the rogue socks. If only a beautiful Muse could mysteriously appear and bring with her (or, whilst we’re taking the trip down fantasy lane, him) a wealth of fabulous ideas.

But, alas, for us mere mortals we just have to rely on the wisdom and ideas of others at times, and if you are struggling to come up with the jingle that will win the ULTIMATE IN LBD PRIZES you will see there’s no shame in that. Especially with these gems to get your creative juices following! 

Attack of the Killer tomatoes (1980 Movie)

Attack of the killer tomatoes! Attack of the killer tomatoes!
They’ll beat you, bash you, squish you, mash you
Chew you up for brunch and finish you off for dinner or lunch!
They’re marching down the halls - They’re crawling up the walls
They’re gooey, gushy, squishy, mushy - Rotten to the core
They’re standing outside your door! 
Remember Herman Farbage while taking out his garbage
He turned around and he did see tomatoes hiding in his tree
Now he’s just a memory!
I know I’m going to miss her - a tomato ate my sister
Sacramento fell today - They’re marching in San Jose
Tomatoes are on their way! 

Banana Man 

This is 29, Acacia Road. And this is Eric, the schoolboy who leads an exciting double life. For when Eric eats a banana, an amazing transformation occurs. Eric is Bananaman. Ever alert for the call to action.

Button Moon

Were off to button moon,We followed Mr. Spoon - Button Moon, Button MoonWere off to button moon. Button Moon, Button Moon. [Voice of Peter Davidson] There’s button moon, shining brightly in blanket sky. Boy Meets World  Boy Meets World
Wandering down this road,
That we call life is what we’re doin’
It’s good to know I have friends
That will always stand by me
When this Boy Meets World. 

Don’t know about the future, that’s anybody’s guess.
Ain’t no good reason for getting all depressed.
Buy up your pad and pencil,
I’ll give you a piece of my mind,
In my opinionation, the sun is gonna surely shine. 
Stop all your fussin’. Slap on a smile.
Come out and walk in the sun for awhile. 
Don’t fight the feeling,
You know you want to have a good time.
And in my opinionation, the sun is gonna surely shine. 

Danger Mouse

He’s the greatest! He’s fantastic!
Wherever there is danger, he’ll be there!
He’s the ace! He’s amazing!
He’s the strongest, he’s the quickest, he’s the best! Dangermouse!
He’s terrific! He’s magnifique!
He’s the greatest secret agent in the world!
Dangermouse - powerhouse!
He’s the fastest, he’s the bravest, he’s the best!
Dangermouse! (Amazing!) Dangermouse! (Astounding!!) 
Dangermouse! 

Fraggle Rock 

Dance your cares away, worry’s for another day.
Let the music play down at Fraggle Rock. 
Work you cares away.
Dancing’s for another day.
Let the Fraggles play, We’re Gobo, Mokey, Wembley, Boober, Red. 
Dance your cares away, worry’s for another day.
Let the music play, down at Fraggle Rock. 
Down at Fraggle Rock. Down at Fraggle Rock. 

He-Man 

He-Man… And the Master of the Universe! 

I am Adam, Prince of Eternia, Defender of the Secrets of Castle Greyskull. This is Kringer, my fearless friend. Fabulous, secret powers were revealed to me the day I held aloft my magic sword and said: “By the Power of Greyskull!” 

He-Man, He-Man . . . I have the power! 

Kringer became the mighty BattleCat and I became He-Man, the most powerful man in the Universe! Only three others share this secret . . . Our friends the Sorceress, Man-at-Arms, and Orko. Together we defend Castle Greyskull from the evil forces of Skeletor. . . . He-Man! 

Pinky and the Brain 

They’re Pinky and The Brain Yes, Pinky and The Brain
One is a genius - the other’s insane.
They’re laboratory mice
Their genes have been spliced
They’re dinky They’re Pinky and The Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain. 
Before each night is done their plan will be unfurled
By the dawning of the sun they’ll take over the world.
They’re Pinky and The Brain Yes, Pinky and The Brain
Their twilight campaign is easy to explain.
To prove their mousey worth
They’ll overthrow the Earth
They’re dinky
They’re Pinky and The Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain
Narf! 

Raggy Dolls 

It’s not much of a life when you’re just a pretty face
Just to be whoever you are is no disgrace
Don’t be scared if you don’t fit in
Look who’s in the reject bin! 
It’s the Raggy Dolls, Raggy Dolls Dolls like you and me
Raggy Dolls, Raggy Dolls made imperfectly
So if you got a bump on your nose or a lump on your toes
Do not despair - Be like the Raggy Dolls, and say I just don’t care
Cause Raggy Dolls, Raggy Dolls are happy just to be
Raggy Dolls, Raggy Dolls, dolls like you and me! 

Trap Door 

Opening lyrics 
Somewhere in the dark and nasty regions - where nobody goes, stands an ancient castle. Deep within this dank and uninviting place, lives Berk - “Hello” - The overworked servant of the thing, upstairs - “Berk! Feed me!”. But that’s nothing compared to the horrors that lurk, beneath the trapdoor. For there is always something down there, in the dark, waiting to come out . . . 

Don’t you open that trap door, your a fool if you dare,
Stay away from that trap door, cos there’s somethin’ down there. 

Closing lyrics 
Creepy, crawly, slimy things that stick onto your skin,
Horrid things with tentacles that want to pull you in,
Squirmy, worms, slugs and snails that lie there in a goo,
They’ll wait down there forever till they get their hands on you. 

Stay away from that trap door, cos there’s somethin’ down there.